I renounce heavy metal music, satanic rock and black rock, watching occult movies and all demonic role-play games, such as Dungeons and Dragons.So, they wouldn't make you renounce that unless it could lead to, you know, the dark magic of astral projection and divination right? I suppose since you are renouncing heavy metal music that could lead to the same dark magic, but then it would involve big hair and being hard of hearing too.
All kinds of ideas sprang into my head. Is there really the secrets of astral projection hidden in one of my D&D books? I wonder which edition? (Oh, no, more fodder for the edition wars!) What exactly is 'black rock'? How do I know what is an occult movie as opposed to a just weird one (I wonder if they have a list? Do they update it regularly if I subscribe to the site?) Also I noticed they capitalized Dungeons and Dragons; they fear not combating Satan and his minions but tremble before copyright lawyers?
The more I think on this it may not be D&D which is the main tool in Satan's weaponry. It makes me wonder about this divination spell called Google.
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